hey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
I’m here
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I don't actually like these things and the only reason i'm writing this is because it annoys me to leave this circle thingy blank. If you're reading this do pop "dinosaur" into my ask box and i promise i will give you
a) nothing
b) a gif reaction
*my name is not Jess*
a) nothing
b) a gif reaction
*my name is not Jess*
HOVER
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
you’re more than the bee’s knees, you’re the bee’s elbows too. and the head. and the feet. you’re the entire bee. get away from me.
Hey Karen. Remember when you encouraged me to make this and no one reblogged?
But it worked with Benny’s hand, how was I supposed to know people would suddenly spontaneously suck?
Okay but this is obvious there’s no way no one can recognize that
how the fuck do people not recognize this
i’m not even a part of that fandom and I know whose fucking mouth that is
Me at 2 am:
I should bake a cake
the only sport i do is when i bring groceries in and it’s called how many bags can i take with one hand so i don’t have to go back and get more
Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.
that is so painfully accurrate
remember, kids. ”pinnacles” is pronounced
not
WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
Parents:
Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me:
Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
